calabrese 

when your so fat your arteries are oozing with grease and you havent seen your privates in 10 years

Oh my god you must be a calabrese

calabrese by megamind 321 November 18, 2010

Calabrese 

A monke from the distant lands of Calabria

"Harambe was a calabrese monke"

Calabrese by Drewiewewe January 3, 2023

Calabrese Sausage 

A term used for when a man with a large penis has a very strong and extra hard erection due to sexual arousal.

The term comes from a Italian spicy sausage known for being one of Italy’s hottest and hardest sausages.

After getting a lap dance from that stripper I had a Calabrese Sausage in my pants.

Calabrese Sausage by tedbr076 February 13, 2009

Calabrese Jackhammer

When you're making love to a woman in the missionary position, but have to finish quickly, therefore you push her legs over her shoulders and keep them straight with your upper body, whilst continuing along with the sexual penetration in a frantic and rapid motion, much like a jackhammer hitting concrete.

"Bro, was at this chicky babe's house last night but had to meet up with the boys in 10 mins, so gave her the Calabrese Jackhammer and got out of there quick "

Calabrese Jackhammer by MinchiaSteve September 13, 2017

calabrese chad 

He's the king of primates, he's your typical hairy and muscular australopithecus, his brain mass is less than that of a common human, but he's drawn to the cum that hides in your pouches.

Hey a FUCKING MONKEY pick my dick!!!
Sure it's a calabrese chad

calabrese chad by THE SUS NICE GUY 🥶 November 21, 2021

Robyn Calabrese 

noun. superlative to "best mother". encompasses most caring, endlessly giving, kindest, best mother in the entire world.

My mom is so great, she's almost a Robyn Calabrese.

Robyn Calabrese by inkling_grl August 14, 2012

Cat Calabrese

Cat Calabrese is a pop vocalist, singer, and songwriter from Cleveland, OH. In 2021, her hit single "Quicksand" got numerous positive reviews thus leading to her popularity in the music industry.

She writes her lyrics with fearless vulnerability while weaving in memorable and catchy pop melodies. The rising star Cat Calabrese is on an upbeat vibe that takes listeners on an adventure.

Cat Calabrese by Brandon Stennis December 1, 2021