carlphobia 

I hate sex

I hate people named Carl and sex. I am blessed with Carlphobia. I will die in 6 weeks.

carlphobia by master of carlphobia October 6, 2021

Canaphobia 

When one is afraid of cans and cannot stand to be near a simple soda can.

Matt: Hey Zack want a coca cola.
Zack: Sure, but can i have it in a glass.
Matt: Sure, why?
Zack: Because I have canaphobia.

Canaphobia by hahazack321 August 27, 2013

Camphobia

A prevailing negative reaction towards men who act in a feminine way.

Why aren't you enjoying the rocky horror picture show? I don't know, I could maybe have camphobia.

Camphobia by Scorci December 10, 2019

camophobia 

Like any other phobia, its a fear of saomething...camo (or camouflage)
Not the camo people wear in the army or the cadets, the shit people actually wear around the place, worst style/fashion, was never in..never will be. DONT WEAR IT!!

ryan: omg u better not wear that shit, i have camophobia
liam: bluddy oaf youd better not
elliot: what are you talking about, camo is cool
ryan: LMAO, u suck..weirdo
elliot: stop bagging out my cool camo
ryan: AHAHA no, seriously..im camophobic
laim: camo is for the army dudes, not retards who want to wear it around the place

camophobia by Ryan, MOTLEY CRUE June 22, 2006

Catphobia 

Being scared of cats in a dying way

Wow did you see Greg running away from that cat. He might have catphobia!

Catphobia by hitman047 October 7, 2009

Cadrephobia 

The fear that on your birthday your cadre will pop out of your birthday cake and bring you back to New Cadet Week

C/Slowspeed I. M. 's birthday is in two day, he has got a bad case of Cadrephobia

Cadrephobia by C/Slowspeed I.AM TC 4-5 November 13, 2011

cassphobia

scared of people named cass

Person A: hey do you see cass over there?
Person B: RUN!! THEY’RE SO SCARY.
Person A: dude! that’s cassphobia..

cassphobia by lauwvi July 28, 2020