by HRVAT September 28, 2003
by sxycro September 08, 2004
A country that is fairly good now, but used to be filled with tremendous sadistic asshats and corrupt shitheads. Still has some, but a lot of people had changed and are much better. A lot of them are egotistical, however, or just plain too patriotic. It litteraly makes me uneasy to watch their TV because every other word has something to do with Croatia. It's like they have to remid everyone where they are every six seconds in case they forget. Although, they are a proud owner of extremely good ice cream and hot, yet loose women.
by punchline February 28, 2005
Awkwardly shaped country located in the Balkans of Europe. Claimed its independence from Former Yugoslavia in 1991. Stil l to this day stubborn Croatians and stubborn Serbians argue like children about who is better or you did this, you did that.
by joe55566 November 28, 2006
A country with very nice sea,nature,women and food,just it has a lot of people called "Ustase",they are fascists and they love brutalitly and hate serbs even tho serbs deserve to be hated.
by He who he is December 29, 2005
An Eastern European country in the Balkan. Very similiar to Brasil.
-nice beaches
-high tourism
-hard to learn language thats used in a few other countries
-soccer is a huge part of the culture
-nice beaches
-high tourism
-hard to learn language thats used in a few other countries
-soccer is a huge part of the culture
by samuraiPepsi December 23, 2019
A country with very partiotic people. The people hate the Serbs. On the coastline. Quite a few stray cats, and the female cats are always pregnant. Has a funny smell, kinda of old people and has people getting drunk alot. One moto of the country is: Could've, Should've, Would've
by bobbyjohngonzo May 31, 2006