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cracklings

noun. In Ukraine, a popular garnish on local dishes which consists of pieces of pig large intestines, deep-fried until crispy and indistinguishable. Usually takes on the colour of whatever else you're eating, resulting in one not noticing them until it's too late.
person one: Are you feeling okay?
person two: I think the cracklings got me again.
by awhiterabbit August 1, 2010
mugGet the cracklingsmug.

Crackle

When a person watches tv shows that make them feel better about themselves
I just watched hoarders and realized my house is cleaner than I thought! Boy I love crackle!
by Rja65 November 10, 2019
mugGet the Cracklemug.

crackling clam

the act of putting pop rocks in a woman's vagina which pop due to the moisture; crackling refers to the popping pop rocks while clam is a common word for vagina
Her boyfriend gave her pop rocks with her birthday present because he wanted to try the crackling clam.
by campbarbie January 11, 2009
mugGet the crackling clammug.

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.
I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
mugGet the Crackling Cheesemug.

poo crackle

The sound a poo makes as it is coming out of the anus (must be well-formed, cannot be diarrhea).
After Thanksgiving dinner, i had a great poo crackle.
by Krayzee Eyez Killah September 2, 2007
mugGet the poo cracklemug.

Crackle Nuts

1: A term used to define the sounds made when a person spills rice crispies on their testicles.

2: Often used to describe the appearance of the testicles after being in the bathtub too long.
Billy had a bad case of Crackle Nuts.
by b0nd007 October 17, 2006
mugGet the Crackle Nutsmug.

Crackle Rag

The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.
My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.

My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.

This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
mugGet the Crackle Ragmug.

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