Clam Slam

Gaming parlance for the female equivalent of a t-bagging.

Placing one's genitals in another face for the purposes of mocking.
She cant t-bag him, she's got no balls...that's a Clam Slam!
by Dreshuk December 13, 2012
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clam slamming

The female version of cock blocking. To hinder ones female associate from getting any action whether accidential or intentional.
"I talked to the tool for a damn hour only to have clam slamming Rhianne go make out with him in the corner."

"I hate it when Cindy gets drunk.. she turns into such a clam slammer."
by Barbarella September 26, 2005
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clam slam

A sexual act lesbians perform when they open their legs and bump their vaginas into one another.
There's nothing a dyke likes better than a good old fashioned clam slam.
by rcr October 12, 2003
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Clam Slammed

When you join a team of clams on playstation network and the rip you apart with insults and annoying sound effects. One of the team mates falls asleep before the raid ends.
We wiped so many times last night. I got clam slammed
by Evilredbeerd January 13, 2020
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clam slam

Bitch don't clam slam me I'm trying to get laid
by olive herclosehoff July 16, 2014
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clam slam

The female version of the "bag tag" when one person (usually female) hits another in the vagina.
"hey girl! what's up?"
(vagina hit)
"Clam Slam!!!"
by sircuzfreek June 2, 2009
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Clam Slam

The female version of being cock-blocked. Another party ruins, prevents or impedes the probability of getting laid through whining, forcing to leave, laying the guilt trip and/or expecting one to "be a good friend" and sleep alone.
Almost everyone was hooking up in Mexico, until Trisha pulled the clam slam on me when she wasn't getting any play herself.
by PaxyD December 15, 2008
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