Jimmy had to wark the chocobo while watching a hot porn movie to relieve himself from the hot girls in it.
by JoeMK October 26, 2005
"Man, I was riding a Fat Chocobo and the Stewardess nearly caught us. I accidentally depressed the flush button and her ass fat got trapped in the suction hole, it was scary."
by Concerned Bystander June 23, 2006
by ^_^ November 08, 2004
1) One who has no life and is obsessed by final fantasy characters, even though he does not like the series.
2) Runs a Ragnarok Online Private Server named ChocoDick RO. And sucks at the game.
3) Looses his gurlfriend to a boy in wheel-chair.
2) Runs a Ragnarok Online Private Server named ChocoDick RO. And sucks at the game.
3) Looses his gurlfriend to a boy in wheel-chair.
A: Hey did you hear about Black Chocobo's new Ragnarok Server?
B: Yeah...It is the worst piece of trash i have ever played.
B: Yeah...It is the worst piece of trash i have ever played.
by TehSwordsMan May 04, 2004
Masturbation. A chocobo is a bird-like creature in the Final Fantasy series of video games. Several of these games allow the player to breed different varieties of chocobo. In the online-only Final Fantasy XI the player has to log on and feed his chocobo, or the chocobo will die. How the term became associated with masturbation is unknown.
He was busy feeding his chocobo.
by John Perkins March 17, 2008
A Chocobo from a Minecraft mod played by LDShadowlady. She was lost and then subsequently found again, but with the name Selphie, in reference to the Final Fantasy character of the same name.
"Selphie the Chocobo is the icon that she is, that diva. Miss Selphie the Chocobo has NEVER missed a leave-in conditioner day.
by Xavhex February 08, 2025