dirty birdseye

A tramp that looks like a fisherman, straggly beard, unwashed, stinking of fish, Usually quiet mental with a fondness for fish fingers.

Boy one : Did you see the state of that ?
Boy two: He was some kind of dirty birdseye

by billsmut June 30, 2014

captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads

Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!

by red_knickers January 5, 2010

Getting Birdseye'd

A way of inducing hallucinations by mixing the popular children's medicine Calpol, with mushed up defrosted fishfingers and then baking. After baking, this paste is eaten and quickly causes visual and audio hallucinations that can last for several hours and be extremely intense.

Are we Getting Birdseye'd tonight? My parents arent home so we can make it there.

Ronnie got badly Captain Birdseye'd last night and shit all over his bedroom

by MuckaChucka February 3, 2022