brapped

The condition of being trapped in bed because you can't get past the mental barrier saying, "No, you don't have to get up!"

Teacher: Hugo, why were you late to first period?
Hugo: Sorry teach, I was brapped!

by Keiichiss216 April 30, 2015

Blapped

When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.

"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."

by blapped247 April 24, 2017

bapped up

Being hopped up on Baja Blast.

I was bapped up after my third Dew tonight.

by 1-900 July 22, 2020

Bapped

Getting shot.
Related to the “bap bap” sound that a gun makes.

Oh shit they just bapped Larry!

by ChunkyBenis October 10, 2022

Bapped

Baptized.

I got bapped at church the other day!

by PhoenyxWulf December 31, 2023