Burf

A person who is:
1. Crude
2. Annoying
3. A parent who tries to hard to be cool by their child's standard's so they

a. make a fool of themselves

b. Embarrasses their child

c. Fail

d. All of the above
4. All of the above

You are such a Burf for making up new song lyrics.

by Says Them as They Come December 14, 2010

Burf

An extremely fat, stupid asshole that deserves to die

Hey, you Burf! Vacate before i make you die by death, mother fucker!

by Bizarr skeleton March 7, 2004

Burf

When an albino folk has a Boner. A burf sac is well you can guess.

Albino guy: hey Greg
Greg: oh my god you have a burf ....!
Albino guy: would ya look at that ;)

by Tipcamtoj November 13, 2011

burf

onomatopoeia which people use to make others feel "played".

Burf, he has on two different socks.

by Jamma Sonn December 30, 2005

burf

1. When you think that you are going to burp, but then accidentally barf (throw up, puke, etc.)

2. When a burp is so powerful, that it causes you to barf (throw up, puke, etc.)

Guy 1: man last night, I drank alot of rootbeer and I thought I was just going to burp, but then instead I let out burf everywhere

Guy 2: Yeah man, I hate it when that happens.

by the_flying_squirrel October 29, 2011

Burf

When you think you’re going to burp but you actually barf.

Dude, I just ate 2 sushi rolls with my Sapporo Beer and when I thought I was going to burp I burffed.

by MiguelModesto October 17, 2019

burf

when you burp and then you get that tiny little bit of barf in it that ruins a perfectly good day

oh god, i just burfed a little

by sasquatchian lifeform February 22, 2020