Bill Buckner

An inexplicably poor result for a simple task. Usually only the last name (Buckner) is used.

"On that test, I pulled a Buckner."

by Scalpel January 6, 2005

Beckered

FUBAR, there's no hope for this unfortunate drinking victim. Once they've had to much to drink they can't even remember what happened 2 minutes before. Drunk beyond belief

Holy Cow!!! She is beckered!!!!

by the real frigin deal June 8, 2010

Buckweed

Someone or something that is lame, uncool, or generally disliked. They are often times from the southern part of the United States, which may or may not have a relation to the plant, "buckwheat". It can be used as a direct insult or used playfully between friends. The noun "buckweed", is not considered a swear or overly inappropriate but is not something good to be called.

"Don't touch that you stupid buckweed!"
"Dave is such a buckweed, I can't beleive he lost my phone."
"Get over here you buckweeed, you have some explaining to do."

by Scott Treeeeeeeeeeeehub February 27, 2008

Bunnered

The culmination of a night spent consuming way to much alcohol while clubbing. Some easy ways to tell if you've been bunnered are waking up in jail, losing credit cards, missing underwear, eyebrows shaved off, etc. The word was coined from the name of a small night club in central Oregon.

Jake: What the hell happened to you? You look like ass!

Jim: Man I got totally bunnered last night!

by RogerS5000 January 11, 2009

Buckweeds

shooting someone in the arse so they do not die instantly, they slowly bleed to death.... out of their arse.

He was found in a Biffa bin... someone gave him Buckweeds

by gammaguy117 March 10, 2011

Buckweed

A term used in Northern Ireland to describe a person with little or no common sence. A complete eejit of a human who lacks the most basic hygenic and communication skills that most of us take for granted.
Buckweeds are commonly found speeding through the narrow country roads in white BMW's while sporting a massive joint.

Look, here comes this buckweed Andy, he's lookin a right cunt.

by Clubfoot December 12, 2008

Beckered

When a co-worker with nothing better to do holds you hostage in your own cubical, regaling you with stories that are simultaneously offensive and confrontationally boring.

Dude, I saw you got beckered for like an hour this morning.

by EvilDeadite November 23, 2011