Brotalitarianism

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.

The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.

by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009

broballs

A Pokemon equivilant of brofist.

Pokemon trainer 1: Alright bro, broballs?
Pokemon trainer 2: *accepts*

by ghost of a ghost April 10, 2012

Broalition of the Chilling

Any group of Bro's who enjoy brotastic activities such as brobeques, brodownsr, brahwls and broday parties. Activities range from bronding to enjoying brotein shakes.

"Yo lets dip set, book it,cop a 40 and post up on the block."
"Nah son, we gotta confer with the Broalition of the Chilling"

by AraBrosqito May 3, 2010

bronal

Noun. Anal sex between two "bros".

Guy 1: I'm bored...
Guy 2: Me too...

Guys 1 & 2: *suddenly turning to each other* BRONAL!!!

by Joey Orgler 5 August 30, 2013

Brovala

Derived from the middle name of the King of the Bros, the word "Brovala" describes one who is at peace with the ways of the bro. Being in a state of "Brovala" is similar to the feeling you get after your first bite of a Chipotle Burrito.

August reached a state of brovala, and reached the ultimate bro status.

by skobba94 July 28, 2010

broballsed

To have a night cut short by one of your "bros" leaving you wanting a better night.

Person A: "Dude you totally broballsed us last night, leaving at 9"
Person B: "I had to be in by 10 due to my ankle bracelett"
Person A: "Whatever man..."

by SirDigby October 22, 2011

broiality

loiality between hommies

Coro,don't be such an ass.We should have broiality between us.

by Someone good April 3, 2015