Broner

A completely non-sexual erection that occurs when one man is excited by the actions of another man, or in the company of other men. It is 100% heterosexual, and in no way gay.
"Dude, the new Eligh CD gives me a broner."
by AndroidAlex November 18, 2011
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When you get a really good feeling by thinking of, or hanging out with, one of your bros.
Like "Lady Boner" it does not have to have anything an actual erection.
It is usually completely non-sexual.
In conversation: "Oh, do you know him to? Just thinking of him gives me a broner!"

In story: Lisa was rocking a raging broner while hanging out with her bro Rob.
Meaning: Lisa was having such a good time while hanging out with her good friend Rob.
by WisemanHouse April 10, 2015
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The act of receiving an erection after witnessing another man (naked or otherwise). Used in relation with bromance.
Dude, I think I got a broner from Brüno.
by rkomonk July 19, 2009
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When a bro gets a boner from another bro
Your bro does something sexy. Then all the sudden boyyoyoing. broner!
by masterbro969 March 30, 2012
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Broner

One man's cash and prizes entering a half-chub situation when in the presence of another male, usually a good friend. It is essentially an unintentional erection but retains no shame and is perfectly acceptable.
"Oh man, that's so awesome and cool. We agree on everything and I like it. High Five!" -Tim M.

"Absolutely. Total broner moment!" -Joe S.

"You guys are weird, do those actually exist" - Mary L.
by Giuseppe Gino February 11, 2011
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An erection caused by an extreme moment of bro activity, including the noticing of a sick new lax pinny, fresh flow, an ice cold case of natty, etc.
Chad: Dude, did you see Brantford's new spoon? It's fucking sick!

Mike: Totes dude, completey popped a broner after seeing it.
by Bob Donatucci January 29, 2011
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When a bunch of guys just hang out and everything is good. You become relaxed and all of a sudden feel a slight girth growth from below. It soon swells in accordance to the amount of broness in the surrounding area. No girls allowed. Discussion topics to insight a broner can include, but not limited to:

Boobs
Anime (esp. tentacles)
Broners
winking assholes
football
DragonBallZ
skull fucking
gerbils
Goose proudly displayed his raging broner to the class after a night long tandem session of goodness. Unbeknown to Goose, both Dave and Mike also had broners.

Broner Tandem Diagram:

Mike 8==>, Goose 8==>, Dave 8==>
by dfarbe1 November 22, 2009
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