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Braulio Alonso High School

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Hey John didn't you get penetrated at Braulio Alonso High School?

Braulio Patricio Mariano 

Incredible landscaper

Strengths: weed wacker

Weakness: tacos
Uh… dude, did you mow the lawn?

Does it look like I did?

Bro I told you to… ring ring… hey is this Braulio Patricio Mariano Landscaping?
To display extreme stereotypically male traits, a.k.a. to act very macho (fight, work out, do something physically challenging). Please note that these behaviors are generally performed in as blatant a manner as possible and are often accompanied by grunts and/or cursing).

Also, to display intimidating physical power.
Check this out: Dan and Will are getting mad braulic. Dan said something about Will's girlfriend and now they're fighting.

Yo, lets hit the gym and get braulic.
braulic by cellps3 February 11, 2009
A black mexican who still has to run home before his mom hits him with a sandal and LOVES showing off his skinniness and ass.
brauli by Nyan Cat is Bae Bae February 6, 2018

brauloid 

One unit of beer consumption. This unit is equal to exactly 30 ounces. At normal bars or restaurants in America, a common beer will be 12 ounces. Since all beers must be consumed in whole numbers, this assumes at least 3 beers will be consumed.

A Brauloid could also warn of a possible "Mission" of drunkenness.
Frank: Hey Joe, do you want to get a Brauloid after work?

Joe: Hmmmm. (pauses and considers his schedule) Yes, that would be great. (Joe has been communicated Frank's intention to drink at least 3 beers at the bar.)
brauloid by Nick Monroe October 21, 2004