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brainfreeze

N. Ipsilateral, temporal, orbital and or bilateral pain resulting from rapid cooling of the spheno-palantine ganglion (roof of mouth), often a result of ice-cream or slurpees, although any cold substance can trigger such a response. The pain is a result of dialated blood vessels in the brain brought on by spasms of the nerve endings and typically peaks in about 20 seconds from the point of ingestion.
After rapidly ingesting the Slurpee, Bob winced in pain as if he were having a migraine.
by TroubleTeeRoy January 30, 2005
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Brain Fart

When you are attempting to remember something very obvious, someting that you know you should know. This feeling often leads to head banging and hair pulling.
bobby raised his hand to answer the teacher's question only to find that he had had a brain fart, and he was unable to answer 2+2.
by David Peterle December 12, 2006
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Brain Fart

A sudden and involuntary (although depending on the source, not altogether unexpected) release of ignorance.
Jeff had a brain fart and locked his keys in his car (again!)
by GTOgirl July 13, 2009
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Brainshart

Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.
When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.
by Taterbutthole December 27, 2009
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Braintard

well educated professional, who makes stupid, illogical decisions in the workplace. Often decisions that are unproductive or cause themselves to look foolish.
We dont know where any of the project files are because the braintard the company hired fired all the project managers as part of his cost cutting scheme.
by Fabulous Bitch July 29, 2007
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brain-fart

A total lack of recognition.
A silly mistake.
Can be stress related.
"I had a total brain-fart when she asked for my number."
by Fish October 15, 2004
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Brain Fart

Blurb in your head outta nowhere, train of thought goes weird
by Emily May 13, 2005
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