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Brad Pitt's Law 

A bias used during sexual harassment argument. Brad Pitt's Law dictates that women have the right to feel sexually harassed when the person giving the compliment is not good looking. If it came from good looking stud, they are accepted as compliments.
Why did that guy got suspended for calling her female colleague pretty? Duhh.. Brad Pitt's law, if he aint good looking liks Brad Pitt, its harassment. If he had looked like Brad Pitt, she would probably send him nudes the next day.
Brad Pitt's Law by MetaRyuk January 14, 2023
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Seth’s Brad Pitt theory 

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.

brad sucks 

Indie rock band with good music, with songs like Overreacting, Making Me Nervous, Dirtbag, Sick as a Dog, he's probably gonna get big.
Brad sucks is run by a guy named Brad
brad sucks by GoodTrippingMusic November 24, 2017

Brad Simpson

Brad Simpson’s is sex on legs , end of.
Brad Simpson by Grunge Baby January 19, 2019

Brad Simpson

EPITOME OF PERFECTION.
FOR SHORT:
P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N.
Girl 1: OH MY GOSH! HE IS SO PERFECT!
Girl 2: Yeah! I bet it's Brad Simpson!

brady snatch 

A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.
Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."

Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."

Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
brady snatch by westfalia January 21, 2010

Braid Station 

Braid Station is the name of a Skytrain station in the Greater Vancouver Region. It is especially famous for the fact that it does not actually exist. Consequently, people have spent hours upon hours looking for this "Braid Station" but to no avail.
"He took the Skytrain to "Braid Station". What is that??"
Braid Station by bill12345 September 12, 2005