Shooting the Boogeyman

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.

It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.

by CL Quick Fart March 5, 2011

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Bulging Boogeyman

Unexpectedly showing one's dick print to an unaware participant.

As Sarah was begining to fall asleep, little bill gave her a bulging boogeyman

by Ass Mechanic October 11, 2019

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bin Boogeyman

A mythical creature, a creation of the neocon war party and its lapdog media, which appears on grainy videos every few months to frighten the public into submission to their neocon overlords and into support of illegal wars in the Middle East.

Oh, look! Bin Boogeyman is threatening more attacks against innocent civilians. I need to get more plastic flags to fly from my SUV to show support for this never ending war.

by Kopernikus August 6, 2010

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Da Boogeyman

The act of doing the Boogeyman is having someone hide under the bed while his friend gets his freak on with a chick on top of the bed. The person under the bed is considered "Boogeyman" and he must not be seen or caught by the unexpected victim(being the girl), but he is allowed to cop a feel if felt necessary while under the bed.

Jesse, "Damn son, I was just doin Da Boogeyman for like an hour while Jimmy was doin his thang like a damn champ..."

by Troy Coomer November 17, 2007

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