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James M Bennett High School

A Highschool directly in the heart of Salisbury Maryland about a mile from Salisbury University. Most kids who attend are bred to be syrup sippin pill poppin animals that usually say "Fuck school we got a party to go to after this bullshit". Usually every kid ends up into clans of bros that rock visors and do lines of blow off their desks while the teachers arent looking. Then after a good nose stuffing they will leave class 15 minutes early to head out for some eveing drinks at the local bars. Their partys on the weekends leave houses broken and empy since the Salisbury scum always steal shit just to steal. If no one from Bennett is throwing a party over the weekend then there is always the SU party alternitive. Oh and the cops in Salisbury will hand out sitations like peices of gum and take all of your drugs and have a police force soup kitchen(gathering to use drugs) afterwards.
Freshman: "Dude holy shit these James M Bennett High School floors at this school make your bookbag white on the bottom"

Freshman2: "dont rub it off i cant feel my fingers wtf is this shit!"
by karmasutradatbroad123 June 15, 2012
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Douche Bonnet

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.
eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."
by Berus November 14, 2011
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taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
by RatDog904 July 28, 2011
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Bennett Lax

When you cry and make a team. Normally it includes dads emailing coaches and many threats.
Yo did you hear what Simon did.

Yeah he pulled a major Bennett Lax.
by Fatman joe November 16, 2017
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Sean Bonnette

Certified Special Boi who is lead singer and guitar player of the band AJJ (previously named Andrew Jackson Jihad). He's from Phoenix Arizona and is adorable. He also inevented the Salad Glove and sells his art on his etsy.
Person 1: Who's your favorite singer
Person 2: Sean Bonnette of course! He's so talented and amazing
by Kurakat123 February 5, 2017
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on it like a car bonnet

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"
by StMi February 13, 2012
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Bonnet Chop

A suave as fuck way to say your getting your hair cut.
Girlfriend- What are you doing today you handsome man you?
Me- I’m getting my bonnet chopped
by Yr Arwr July 26, 2019
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