Blorp

The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.

Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.

by cybik November 18, 2011

Brorphan

1. A bro who was shunned or has otherwise dissociated from a group of what he thought was bros, but turned out to be douches, leaving himself to be a bro without bros.

2. A bro who is new to the area and has yet to find other bros to bro it up with.

Dude 1: That guy seems super chill, why doesn't he have any bros?

Dude 2: Bro, he's a brorphan; his former "bros" all took turns with his girl behind his back.

Dude 1: Ouch...Hey, let's bro it up with him a little to cheer him up.

by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012

Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

by Serota April 17, 2014

borph

Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.

I borphed the hell out of my new bedroom set last night. I then put on some silk boxers.

by Borpheous September 2, 2006

blorpy

A word that can be randomly substituted for any other word in the english language.

Sometimes you act like such a blorpy.

Damn, that blorpy paintjob kicks ass.

You need to blorpy your driving, or else blorpy wont be able to blorpy by your blorpy.

by Nick February 13, 2005

Blorp

The noise a Manatee AKA Sea Cow makes when it bumps into something, especially if it bumps into said something head first.

*Manatee is swimming through an aquarium* (smashes into glass wall)

"blorp." Sits and thinks "I just scrunched my snoot"

by Pandamonium101 October 28, 2018

Blorch

The sound that is made after one's head is shot off, and or exploded in an online first person shooter. And a commonly used taunt as well.

"Bitch! You got blorched!"

by Superfly98 April 8, 2008