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mrs blobby

a woman just before and during ovulation

due to an increase in size or bloated feeling

also used as being on the blob

which has the definition of riding mr blobby's cock
ffs i've run out of tampon's....

do ya need me ta go get ya some ? mrs blobby....
by new phrase of the day April 22, 2011
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blobby ho bag

Maddi Bullock is such a blobby ho bag
Blobby ho bag means - a fat whore
by Flabbergasted May 22, 2018
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Blobby

A short Asian girl who looks like a blob fish when frowning.

Blobby can be found because her snores can be heard from 5 miles away and she probably smells because she only showers once a week and often doesn’t brush her teeth.

If you face Blobby in pool, you best let her win or she will have a temper tantrum.
Blobby refused to get up and brush her teeth today
by Mr blob blob January 26, 2024
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Blobby

Slang Term for A Homunculus from dead cells that is really stressed.
Ugh, hi, blobby the homunculus, peckish sludge ball.
by Mixels April 26, 2023
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Slobby Blobby

Someone who is not only a slob (a person who is lazy and has low standards of cleanliness) but also is on the chubbier side, considering themselves a "blob"; someone who always looks like shit, like they don't care; next level of a hot mess.
"I don't want to be looked at like a slob, which goes back to wanting to lose weight so I don't look like a slobby blobby."
by uncouthtroll July 11, 2023
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Blobby

He just fell over, what a blobby.
by Thorbaaforkhofal November 22, 2021
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Blobby Trolls

Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.
All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.
by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022
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