by Juice wrld 999 shiiiiiii October 20, 2020
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1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.
2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.
3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.
4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.
5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.
1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.
2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.
3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.
4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.
5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.
For these reasons, and many more (MANY more), many men have come to the conclusion that prostitutes are the way to go, rather than being a boyfriend.
by C_a_n_a_d_A February 8, 2009
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A Term only used by bottoms, gays and maybe Pewdiepie
Bing Bong Boys often hang out under the stairs of their school and talk about your average American gay teen talk.
You can also find Bing Bong Boys riding in the back of the school bus, at DnD Club or skipping classes.
Bing Bong boys often have a strange "Mother/Daughter Relationship" and it's weirdly wholesome.
Your average Bing Bong Boy like to eat favored salt and medicine flavored soda.
Most regular people want to be bing bong boys until they find out that only bottoms are Bing Bong Boys.
A Bing Bong Boy can be identified by a marking on one of their hand written in *expensive* blue pen.
Bing Bong Boys often hang out under the stairs of their school and talk about your average American gay teen talk.
You can also find Bing Bong Boys riding in the back of the school bus, at DnD Club or skipping classes.
Bing Bong boys often have a strange "Mother/Daughter Relationship" and it's weirdly wholesome.
Your average Bing Bong Boy like to eat favored salt and medicine flavored soda.
Most regular people want to be bing bong boys until they find out that only bottoms are Bing Bong Boys.
A Bing Bong Boy can be identified by a marking on one of their hand written in *expensive* blue pen.
Bing Bong Boy: "Bing Bong!"
Bing Bong Boy #2: "Bing Bong!"
Regular Person: "pffft those Bing Bong Boys"
Bing Bong Boy #2: "Bing Bong!"
Regular Person: "pffft those Bing Bong Boys"
by Green Carrot September 26, 2019
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One could also be considered being a Boylan is they feel like they are the alpha male (or female) in a group but, they are just the silly person shouting from the corner.
A Boylan is sometimes quite hard to find, as they tend to spend most of their time on their own, due to lack of people actually liking them.
If you really feel like you need to try and spot a wild Boylan, the best thing to do is search around a break time by all the loo's, as one is very likely to be spotted scrounging for vape. Although they tend not to own a vape they are somehow some of the biggest nitties know to man
One could also be considered being a Boylan is they feel like they are the alpha male (or female) in a group but, they are just the silly person shouting from the corner.
A Boylan is sometimes quite hard to find, as they tend to spend most of their time on their own, due to lack of people actually liking them.
If you really feel like you need to try and spot a wild Boylan, the best thing to do is search around a break time by all the loo's, as one is very likely to be spotted scrounging for vape. Although they tend not to own a vape they are somehow some of the biggest nitties know to man
"Stop, your being a Boylan."
"You're almost as bad as a Boylan."
"Boylan, you're actually so stupid."
"Boylan, go have a shower"
"You're almost as bad as a Boylan."
"Boylan, you're actually so stupid."
"Boylan, go have a shower"
by Bantos_Pie February 27, 2023
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