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The Blackberry business school

A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!

suicide blackberry

A note written by a person about to attempt to commit suicide and sent to a select few people via their blackberries. First mentioned on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Oh, no, I just got a suicide blackberry from Tim.
suicide blackberry by BrianMcGee4 November 16, 2007

Smashing the Blackberry 

Accidently on purpose entering the back door while shagging doggy style.
We were doing it doggy doggy and i ended up smashing the blackberry

black berry storm 

my black berry storm is a piecea shittt

black berry sleaze cake 

The action of punching your girlfriend in the eye then cuming on the black eye.
That bitch bit my dick so have her a black berry sleaze cake.

BlackBerryBerry 

an illness brought on by excessive texting
Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.