Cock on a bicycle stick

An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.

"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."

"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."

"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."

by coabs February 12, 2012

Original biscuit

The first female to have ever eaten the biscuit after a bukkake or a game of Soggy Biscuit.

That girl is the coolest girl in the world, she must be the Original Biscuit.

by O.B.1. November 16, 2011

Town bicycle

slang for a hoe, implying that she/he gets rode a lot.

Guy 1: Hey looks, here comes Sarah: the town bicycle

Guy 2: Why is she called "the town bicycle".

Guy 1: Because everyone gets a ride.

by Thotcrusader May 25, 2018

bischdruff

"Bischdruff" (Bisch-druff) means in English: "Are you high?" This swiss word (or question) arises from the city Bischofszell by calling the city "Bischdruffzell".

A: Hey bischdruff?

B: Futzedruff!

by ZomBr December 3, 2013

Banging like a biscuit

When some type of food is dope freshness. It's when you just love the food that you are eating. Usually when it's delicious or looks bad ass.

Jesse: Let me eat a cookie SAAAN!

Jeana: Sure " a cookie "

Jesse: Oh my God! This is banging like a biscuit SAAAN!

* Jesse does the cookie dance *

by Hannah Dope Freshness March 15, 2013

leary biscuit

A method of orally consuming cannibis. Made by placing the weed and cheese on a cracker and heating it in a microwave or oven to get the cannibinoids out of the cell walls of the plant. we cannot digest the cellulose so the heating is necessary and thc is fat soluable so it will get mixed in with the cheese. It is commonly a cracker, a slice of cheese on it, and the weed on top, however some people put an extra slice of cheese on top of that. There is also a variation where peanut butter is substituted for the cheese.

At my party I'm going to make a tray of leary biscuits for the guests.

by zimzam December 28, 2006

queef-biscuit

(n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef.

Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit on his tongue while he was "down south".

by Santo Christo de Sanchez September 15, 2005