How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU

The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.

Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had

Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.

Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.

Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.

A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!

by Nark1331 November 17, 2009

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10 Big Hot Men

Yes I like it

I want to be fucked by 10 big hot men at once

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hot big ben

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, except the girl has to be British and squat at a jaunty half squat position over your chest with a watch in her hand wearing a Monocle and screaming “Big Ben says Drop your knickers, it’s Tea Time. Prepare to receive the Queen’s Crumpets!” then shitz on your chest.

Me to my boyfriend “are you hungry for some tea and crumpets? How about a Hot Big Ben?” (Drops knickers ,Pulls out watch and monocle).

by British Gal 1973 September 25, 2020

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Mr Big Dicks Hot Chicks

An great collection of internet porn videos where a bro by the name of Julian pounds a bunch of hot pussy. Used by hung dudes to jack it mostly.

I jerk to Mr Big Dicks Hot Chicks because of the large size of my dong.

by jSox May 4, 2008

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Big Debbie Hot pocket

After exhausting all other sexual adventures. You convince your girl to let you give her a dirty Sanchez and then you try to throat fuck the mustache off of her.It helps if she is a big girl with no morals or self esteem!

Dude my chick is a freak and will do anything.

anything? will she let you give her a Big Debbie Hot Pocket?

by Harold Sax Wattson November 27, 2011