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big dumb hands

Hands possesed by women of a larger frame, i.e., fatties. these women's "big dumb hands" are called that because the fingers look like eggrolls, and thier nails are always at least 5'in in length, and painted lime green and hot pink, maybe with a decal of rhinestones thrown in here and there. they use thier large talons to grap twinkies, penises, and pork chops and have a death grip to rival a pit bull's. big dumb hands should be avoided like lance bass in a public shower
i had to sleep wiith her! the big dumb hands wouldn't let me go!
by clarkcunt January 8, 2009
mugGet the big dumb handsmug.

big dumb face

by lol September 16, 2003
mugGet the big dumb facemug.

big dumb hoe

1: a big girl who stinks and dates a lot of people, the girl may or may not be retarded
That Emily Acosta is really a big dumb hoe
by Landon_520- January 5, 2020
mugGet the big dumb hoemug.

Big Dumb Mother Fucker

“Im gonna kick that big dumb mother fucker in the forehead.” - Seryna Gonzalez
by dlcita February 9, 2019
mugGet the Big Dumb Mother Fuckermug.

big an dumb

christina Thornton's husband
by one an only December 19, 2016
mugGet the big an dumbmug.

big dumb lanky idiot

The hottest and D A N K E S T person ever.
by its olive May 31, 2018
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