The Dirty Bertrand

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.

I gave a girl the Dirty Bertrand last night, she threw up in her shoes.

by bbbeaver October 13, 2012

Bertrand-eese

To speak in a nonsensical manner.
Rambling around until you find of get to your point.

Did you hear Zamir rambling in "Bertrand-eese" for the past 5 minutes?

V.P. Harris was speaking "Bertrand-eese" for about 5 minutes until she "Landed the Plane."

by Ghost-76 November 16, 2023

Clay Bertrand

The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.

"My girlfriend totally did a Clay Bertrand on me last night, got me so horny".

by Ranky64 July 26, 2017

Garret Bertrand

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner

Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love

by bill shakespear June 4, 2018

Bertrand

When a golfer hits a very good approach shot on the first hole. It usually results in a birdie or match play victory.

Marc Bertrand me on the first, but I won the second and third to take a 1up lead.

by JQ Irish December 19, 2021

Daniel bertrand

A man with a wicked big cock who goes by the name of grant when he tummy sticks other men

Daniel Bertrand aka grant tummy sticks his penis to another mans stomach

by Daniel Bertrand May 30, 2021