Bedmonster

1. Someone who loves being in bed so much that they growl and huff, then slump over like a defeated dragon.

2. A practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. One who bedmonsters.

Norm: Hey you, time to get up!

(Bob, laying next to Norm, growls and then huffs. Then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore)

Norm: Jesus Christ, are you bedmonstering again?

Bob: Fo sho', muthafucker. I is a bedmonster, innit! Raaaaah!

(Turns over again and falls asleep)

by Norman Piss-biscuit September 8, 2010

Vermonster

An Engergy Beer made in Vermont by the Rock Art Brewery Company. Made with all mof the ingredients of Monster Energy Drink and 10% Alcohol...

Vermonster; Gives a new meaning to the term: "Beer Muscles".

by tailshine April 30, 2010

bogmonster

A member of the one of the British Ministry of Defence's covert special ops units, apparently originally named after their service in the 'Bogside' area of Derry, Northern Ireland during the troubles there. Known to have seen service in the middle east, Iraq and Afghanistan.

Reputed to have used baseball bats and swords & hammers during close quarter attacks to remove hard core IRA units rather than using firearms and having a reputation even amongst IRA units as ultra-violent with no apparent chain of command.

"There's monsters(bogmonsters) loose on the Bog(side) tonight"

by Droopy_Bollocks May 14, 2014

Vermonster

What an out-of-towner calls a Vermonter because they themselves are not from Vermont, so they don't realize how retarded they sound when calling us "vermonsters"

Alisha: "I can't wait to get out in the snow with all you Vermonsters!"

Susan: " You can't join us because 1)we are Vermonters, not 'monsters' 2) it's called hitting the powder, not "getting in the snow."

Please stay home.

by TheMusician January 16, 2011

Vermonster

Native people in the rural areas in the state of Vermont, often referred to in regards of a "hick" mentality. Individuals who often partake in inbreeding activities who also have odd political beliefs that some how correlates to Hippies and Guns. Easily identifiable by poor oral hygiene, dirty clothes, and woodland printed clothing.

Dude, I can't believe we went on a double date with two Vermonsters

by B.O.C.C March 13, 2011

bedminster

Scabby area of Bristol located near to the up and coming Southville. Often called bemmy by it's inhabitants (meadersbemmyschavsandtownies) The beautiful centeral feature of Bedminster is the strange East Street, which includes cheap shops and ends with a large Asda supermarket. Many compare East Street to a pyschiatric wing in a hospital because of the hundereds of strange people found there.

I's goins' down bemmy, you comin'?

by xo izzi ox January 30, 2005

vermonster

The penis of a man from Vermont. It is usually incredible huge and white.

Vermont man: Hey baby, check out my package.
Woman: Wow! That's a vermonster!

by ChickenPi3 June 4, 2009