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Benign Tumor

One who doesn't really add to a situation, but is just there. Usually you don't mind them, they just tag along.
"Yeah, that tag along fatty is a benign tumor fo sho!"

"She just sat there."
"Benign tumor?"
"Definitely."
by Deesh November 5, 2006
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Colombian beignet

A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.
Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.
by Red Brennan April 16, 2007
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Beingness

A bracket of relationship status

It is when you have never been in a relationship due to lack of opportunity or emotional or physical maturity.
Sarah is only 9 so she's not single she's being
She is at a stage of beingness
by Aringa May 7, 2020
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benign

verb. the age one becomes after eight.
joe will benign after his birthday next week.
by mark86 May 29, 2005
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The benign beginner

A beginner that does not advance in an agressive, unlimited manner
The benign beginner made surprising advances against all odds.
by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010
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Beignet

Only the most delicious, french, deep-fried doghnut you'll ever taste. Also comes coated in sugar. Its native habitat can be found in the jungles of New-Orleans.
1: Hey Bro, Wanna go get something to eat.
2: Sure bro, Café du Monde has some sweet-ass beignets.
1: What you think I'm made outa money?
by orbsa February 14, 2012
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Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.

Also known as BHPS.

A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.

The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.

The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.

For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.

This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.

Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.

The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
He thought there was something wrong.

There wasn't.

It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.

Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
by Jomamanoidus Rex March 20, 2013
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