beneshits

When you only shit at work so that you can be paid to poop

"Man, I really took advantage of my beneshits at my last job."

by beneshits May 24, 2018

Bee shit

Honey

Damn! This bee shit on toast is delicious.

by Richard_Cranium99 July 31, 2018

Beshitted Fuckstumble

Originally coined by David Simon (creator of The Wire), it refers to prodigious douchebags with opinions that leave much to be desired.

I thought Josh was an Obtuse Fuck but he is much worse than that, he is a Beshitted Fuckstumble.

by The Gipper October 30, 2018

beeskit

Definition 1 : (noun) A word used when referring to a dear friend.

Definition 2 : A sweet or savoury snack, often consumed with hot beverages.

Synonym: beech, biscuit

Example 1: "Hey beeskit, wanna go out?!"

Example 2: "Yo, grab me a beeskit!"

by Im_a_PC October 17, 2010

Beeshitfucker

A way to express much anger, frustration, or pain.

He was so pissed after breaking his toe, he yelled out "beeshitfucker" instead of crying.

by zerovirus34 November 12, 2010

bedshitter

A person who prefers staying in on a weekend night, or doesn't come out to party for whatever reason.

Tambo solo is being a bedshitter tonight.

by danforthkrew April 18, 2006

Beneshits

When the Benefit system is not helping the people it should be helping.

My new healthcare cost too much and doesn't cover the services I need.
The Beneshits are doing more harm than good.

by Mateo Whosoever June 12, 2018