Beef Cake

The act of pulling your pants and underwear down, then letting a nice juicy mud monkey slide out of your anus into your unknowing friend's or sibling's mouth.

"Dude, I gave John a nice beef cake yesterday."

by BeefCakeMaster September 24, 2015

Alaskan Beef Cake

A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.

"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"

by DatPlowKing September 5, 2011

beef cake

beef means cow and cake means cow pat. Put them together and you get beef cake. which means your a pile of sh*t. =

"Ergh . . . your such a beef cake!"
"eat beef cake!"

by bleedpint September 30, 2007

California Beef-Cake Ritual

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

Beef Cakes

A large fellas man tits

Take out your beef cakes brother!

by Raymond4050 January 23, 2021

Beefing the Fat Cake

When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.

Babe, have you been beefing the fat cake? Yeah, I can tell you have, smells like it.

by TheBeardedLip April 15, 2023

Beef cake

Kim Namjoon

“Kim Namjoon beef cake”

by joonbeefcake September 4, 2019