Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.
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by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003
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Originally coined by the University of California Marching Band.
Originally coined by the University of California Marching Band.
"Damn. I forgot to submit my selfgrade for EE16A again."
"Sorry dude, Sad Bears"
"Aww, Sad Bears. Did you see the score? It looks like Cal lost Big Game again"
"Sorry dude, Sad Bears"
"Aww, Sad Bears. Did you see the score? It looks like Cal lost Big Game again"
by I wont play the scale mr park! May 10, 2019
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Adam– “Where’s Joseph and Pete?”
Dan – “They’ve just gone for a few bog beers”
Adam – “Good idea, I’ll join them”
Pete – “It’s eight quid a pint at Adam’s wedding reception tonight." "How many bog beers are you bringing?"
Joseph - "Fucking loads”
Dan – “They’ve just gone for a few bog beers”
Adam – “Good idea, I’ll join them”
Pete – “It’s eight quid a pint at Adam’s wedding reception tonight." "How many bog beers are you bringing?"
Joseph - "Fucking loads”
by Phill Pea April 8, 2022
Get the Bog Beers mug.Death Bears are stuffed teddy bears and or other various stuffed animals that are left at a location where someone has died tragically - usually as the result of homicide. They are almost always affixed to a tree, utility pole, fence or street sign near or at the crime scene using nails, wire, twine, string, or ribbon.
Death Bears are often accompanied by empty liquor, beer, wine or champagne bottles including, but not limited to, 1800 Silver Tequila, Grey Goose Vodka, Seagram's Vodka, Skyy Vodka, New Amsterdam Vodka, Remy Martin, Hennessey, Moet, Boone's Farm, Steel Reserve 211, Magnum and Colt 45. Custom made "Rest-In-Peace" (R.I.P.) style t-shirts bearing the victim's photo, candles, balloons, personal knick-knacks and sometimes actual police crime scene tape can also be present with Death Bears.
Death Bears are left by family members, relatives, friends, acquaintances, neighbors and sometimes complete strangers in remembrance of the victim in the form of a memorial shrine.
Death Bears are often accompanied by empty liquor, beer, wine or champagne bottles including, but not limited to, 1800 Silver Tequila, Grey Goose Vodka, Seagram's Vodka, Skyy Vodka, New Amsterdam Vodka, Remy Martin, Hennessey, Moet, Boone's Farm, Steel Reserve 211, Magnum and Colt 45. Custom made "Rest-In-Peace" (R.I.P.) style t-shirts bearing the victim's photo, candles, balloons, personal knick-knacks and sometimes actual police crime scene tape can also be present with Death Bears.
Death Bears are left by family members, relatives, friends, acquaintances, neighbors and sometimes complete strangers in remembrance of the victim in the form of a memorial shrine.
"Man, I wish the city would send someone out to clean up all those Death Bears that were left on the corner last week after that gang-banger got smoked in a drive-by."
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Friend 1: did you see the newest post on Friday Beers?
Friend 2: no but I'm sure they knock it out of the park again
Friend 2: no but I'm sure they knock it out of the park again
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