Beaver wisdom

Wisdom so great, that no human has it. Only beavers have it.

Friend: that’s so smart! Do you have beaver wisdom?
Me: Aaaw... thanks!

by An Actual Fatty Catty December 13, 2018

Beaver Gasket

A rustic, dauntless, and valiant facial grooming choice that consists of a voluptuous patch of hair encompassing the mouth region of a brave male subject. The purpose of this hygiene choice is to complete the seal between said males mouth and his counterparts Kennebunkport chowder factory as he performs traditional cunnilingus. Some have said this seal could be compared to that of a fresh set of head gaskets on a pristine 1993 Mazda Miata. Most often you can distinguish a beaver gasket by its distinct smell which is often said to smell like a mix of freshly cut timber and freeze dried goliath grouper. Also referred to as a goatee by the layperson.

At first I didn’t think he knew what he was doing because when he went down there it sounded like the sump pump in my basement after a heavy rainfall but then he grew a beaver gasket and now only thing strong then that seal is a fresh bucket of flex seal

by Stuart Mcstiffenrod August 25, 2020

Vag Beaver

Vaginas with Beaver tails that live in your dirty ass closet.
Clean Yo SHIT!!!!

when I went to clean out my closet, a ton of Vag Beavers ran out and scurried away...... WHAT DA FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats nasty yo.

by Buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 8, 2012

Bread crumbs and beaver spit

A reference to one of the best flash series ever, Riddle School

Phil: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.
Richy: You're so random man.

by Hackrmin June 28, 2021

You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!!

1) A druggie/friend that wants some money.

2) Anyone asking you for shit you don't have OR don't want to give them.

Druggie - Hey brah you got some cash money I can borrow juss fo a min?
You - Man You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!!

by JBOW! March 22, 2010

Pika Beaver Forest

Down in the south area of a human female's body, the magical Pika Beaver Forest is something only certain eyes can behold. The amazing grass and tree structure, and the amazing pink-colored water which some say tastes amazing. It leaks when a person steps in the hole where the pond lays. The grass can be straggly or straight, depending on the female. Basically, this forest is screaming "Welcome to vaginal hair forest!" at you. Bring a razor to but through the bushes and jungle.

Pika Beavers:
Fells: wanna know whats sad? ._. Pika means vagina in icelandic, and in some sorta medical term, beaver means the hairs around the pika ,),

Slogan:
"Come with me to Pika Beaver Forest"

Pikachew: come with me to pika beaver forest

by Pikachew April 14, 2010

Beaverfest

(bee-ver-fest)–noun
1. An annual celebration once held in Beaver Dam, WI, over Memorial Day weekend where softball teams drank heavily and bands played songs like "Radar Love" and "Keep Your Hands to Yourself." The event's name was changed subsequent to a story in Hustler Magazine where pictures of the Beaver Motel and a sign outside of Beaver Dam which read "Home of 15,000 Busy Beavers."

2. Colloquial euphemism used by heterosexual males and homosexual females to describe a party worth staying at all night long.

1. I don't know what there were more of at Beaverfest this year, mullets or carnies.

2. Dude, this party is a total beaverfest, don't invite any of your guy friends.

by majikboy July 13, 2010