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Battlefield High School

High school in Haymarket, Virginia. Known for its abundant amount of rednecks who spend their free time fishing for bass and posting it on their instagram or putting the confederate flag on the back of their 6 wheel trucks. Where there are large groups of asian people and large groups of snoby white girls. Not to mention, the large amount of wannabe preppy fucks who like to consider themselves preppy when wearing a gay vinyard vines t-shirt who roam the school trying to pick up the flat white barbies. Also, where once in a while, an occasional fight randomly breaks out between two black girls. Where everyone likes to hop in their jeeps after school and head over to Tonys where they continue to act like jackasses. Where basically, everyone is a pretentious fuck no matter who they are.
Guy 1: "Hey Guy 2, Im an arrogrant prick who enjoys smoking pot and acting like a jackass in class. I also enjoy hanging out with my friends who, too, post abundant amounts of pictures of bass. Is Battlefield High School the place for me?"

Guy 2: *sees Guy 1's vinyard vines lanyard hanging out of his pocket*
"Yeh, man."
by youreallgoingtohell August 5, 2017
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Battlefield 1

A game created by EA. It is set during World War 1, and anally raped the fuck out of the call of duty franchise. That's why everyone is saying "rip cod" because cod had the biggest dick shoved in their ass after Battlefield 1 was leaked. Battlefield 1 also creampied cod after Battlefield released their campaign trailer.
Damn I can't believe Battlefield 1 fucked cod .
by 😍❤️ September 30, 2016
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Battlefield friends

A YouTube series created by machinima and happy hour. It is a comedy series based on battlefield 4 and follows the characters Simon, Noob, Medic and Sniper through a series of funny interactions, glitches and gaming humor.
Person 1: have you seen the new Battlefield friends?
Person 2: it was so funny, those videos are great!
Person 1: yeah!
by Awesomekid1234567890 July 10, 2014
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Battlefield Bad Company 2

Very likely the best team-based first-person shooter currently on the market.

Bad Company 2 incorporates highly destructible environments, four-man squads as part of the overall team (as in real warfare), and realistic effects such as bullets taking time to reach their targets due to distance and bullet drop due to gravity (which makes sniping a bit difficult, but more skillful and tactical than that retarded quickscoping nonsense).

Set in the near future with an array of modern weaponry to choose from, players have access to four "kits," which include: Assault, Medic, Engineer, and Recon.

With very large maps and the option to engage in vehicular combat, players cannot adhere to a single style of play, whether they like it or not. Despite this reality, players still like to use the Medic kit because you don't have to reload as often with an LMG; and they still use the Recon kit because sniping doesn't require too much effort on their part.
Person 1: Hey! Do ya wanna play some MW2?

Person 2: Modern Warfail 2? Pssh! I'm gonna go play Battlefield Bad Company 2 where you need skill and teamwork in order to win.

Person 1: LOLWTFZOMGBBQ!?!!? CAMPERBITCHFUCKFACECAMPERHAXSIMPLEFACTCAMPERCAMPERCAMPERNOOBSCRUBALICOUSASDFASDFASDFASSDFASDFASDF
by Mach Twain July 10, 2011
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Fortnite Battlepass

I just shit out my ass! the funny haha tiktok song thing
It's me or the ps5 blah blah blah fortnite battlepass i just shit out my ass booted up my pc cuz i need need to get that fortnite battlepass! i like fortnite did i mention fortnite! i like fortnite, it's night time. i mean it's 5 o'clock thats basically night time! you all remember cartoon network adventure time!!!!!
by better qwintuples March 21, 2022
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Battlefield 2042

this game is actual doo doo
not enough content
don't buy it because there are no refunds.
I'm a battlefield fanboy
hey should i buy battlefield 2042?
that game is fucking trash
by kwonten February 19, 2022
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Battlefield Earth

A diseased and degenerate byproduct of the human mind. Once described by Jon Stewart as "a cross between Star Wars and the smell of ass."
"Have a heated cattle prod shoved up your anal cavity for two hours straight is a better use of time than watching Battlefield Earth."
by JediAlexColbent May 23, 2014
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