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Epic Rap Battles of History

Taking wonderful, brilliant members of our history and mocking them. Ruining history twice a year by shaming brilliant men and women of our past by dressing people up in costumes that look little like who they're suppose to be, then giving them 'lyrics' that are so vulgar, immature and improper that it just makes more of a fool out of the producers.

Immature children seem to think it's funny and proceed to suggest other major historic figures to mock. Maybe it would be tolerable if it were actually entertaining or humorous in a way. But instead it is simply painful to watch as it makes you see that there are others out there that are actually that uninformed about history and uneducated enough to find it 'funny'.
Have you seen the latest Epic Rap Battles of History episode? They mock the founders of the country they're living in and get about 95% of the history wrong. Pretty good episode for them.
by Cewlt January 25, 2016
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Rap battled

No one wants to be rap battled.
I was rap battled in 7th grade

My uncle rap battled me
by Sofutokeki May 29, 2022
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Rape Battle

Just like wrestling, except both men are naked and have erections. The objective is to insert your penis into the other man's anal hole without having him insert his into yours.
Guy 1: I'm starting a rape battle club in my basement.
Guy 2: That's sick!
Guy 1: I'm going to teach people rape techniques.
Guy 2: Like what?
Guy 1: Like clenching your butthole to block the other guy's dick.
by Bonamour October 13, 2011
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Rape Battle

A game in which two people try to rape each other at the same time. Whoever has more clothes taken off at the end of the game loses.
Jessica: Yo I heard David and Mario had a rape battle last night!!

Carly: OMG I wish I was there!!
by sIRMAI January 17, 2020
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Raps Battle

The intelligence of combining every style and writing technique to entertain readers and teach the variety of different lyrical combinations. Defining human emotion used in everyday life through written words and punctuations. Hip Hop orientated art that can entertain readers to progress in their own creativity. Raps Battle Language is used by the best of lyric writers that can connect to every rhythm and rhyme.
The winner of battle raps has not been defeated for quite some time now he is known as "Raps Battle".
by Raps Battle December 9, 2008
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Water bottle rape

When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.
1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.
by PersonSomewhere. December 23, 2016
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bottle rape

when a bunch of people return bottles to the bottle machine at once and cause machines to fill up and leave a huge mess after using the bottle machine
wow i just cleaned the bottle machines but we got bottle raped
by idkwhatmynameis November 20, 2007
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