by niigga October 30, 2011
Get the battlefield 3 mug.A first-person shooter video game released by Dice and published by EA in 2011. Although it's graphics and physics are some of the most advanced graphics and physics ever made, the game is ridden with bugs and glitches. The gameplay is an overdone attempt at realism that ended up being more frustrating that challenging. Most of the players are either typical gamer no-lives or military fanatics who WILL yell at you if you say something that doesn't go hand-in-hand with what they teach you in boot Camp. Not to mention that EA loves to release tons of downloadable content for BF3 (as it does for all of it's games). These DLCs give players who can afford to dish out $15 per DLC a ton of overpowered, exclusive weapons.
Reasonable person: I wish Battlefield 3 had the classic AK-47 instead of this weird 'AK-74M' thing.
Average BF3 player: DUDE THE AK-47 IS SUPER OUTDATED AND NO REAL MILITARY FORCE USES IT ARE U GAY OR SOMETHING
Reasonable person: Ok, but the 47 is much more recognizable and well-known to non-military people than the 74M. It's just plain cooler, that's all.
Average BF3 player: IF U WANT SOME UNREALISTIC SHIT GO PLAY COD, FUCKASS!
Reasonable person: <facepalm>
Game: 'Average BF3 player' killed 'Reasonable person' with 'overpowered DLC-only gun'
Average BF3 player: DUDE THE AK-47 IS SUPER OUTDATED AND NO REAL MILITARY FORCE USES IT ARE U GAY OR SOMETHING
Reasonable person: Ok, but the 47 is much more recognizable and well-known to non-military people than the 74M. It's just plain cooler, that's all.
Average BF3 player: IF U WANT SOME UNREALISTIC SHIT GO PLAY COD, FUCKASS!
Reasonable person: <facepalm>
Game: 'Average BF3 player' killed 'Reasonable person' with 'overpowered DLC-only gun'
by Caesar31544 February 18, 2013
Get the Battlefield 3 mug.An FPS that has a fan base of adults who act like children and will argue to the grave about how much better it is then any other video game because they suck at playing everything else. It is an "ok" game, the only thing that is good with battlefield are the graphics. Also, fans of battlefield will argue that it is better then Call of Duty, but in reality, they just suck at Call of Duty and are butt-hurt, so they have to play a game that requires less skill to be "good". I like both battlefield titles and Call of Duty titles. I honestly just find battlefield games too easy to play, so I play other FPS games in general so I can have a challenge. Sorry to those who are butt-hurt because I want a challenge.
Guy1: "Hey man, you want to play some battlefield 3 with me?"
Guy2: "No thanks, I'm going to play something that requires more skill; like Call of Duty."
Guy2: "No thanks, I'm going to play something that requires more skill; like Call of Duty."
by Mr. HappySauce May 23, 2014
Get the Battlefield 3 mug.A rumored game in the Battlefield series of FPS games that will never exist because Call of Duty is the best FPS ever. Of All Time.
But Halo's good, two.
But Halo's good, two.
Dude 1: Hey, you heard about Battlefield: Bad Company 3?
Dude 2: You mean that Battlefield game that will never come to reality to to EA shutting down Dice in the next few years?
Dude 1: Where did you get that from?
Dude 2: Thought of from the top my head. Dude, I hate EA.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Because all of the bad things from that one guy said about CoD.
Dude 1: Dude, fish have nothing to do with this. We're talking about games.
*Awkward Silence*
Dude 1: What? What?? WHAT?!
Dude 2: I MEANT CALL OF DUTY, IDIOT!!!!!
Dude 1: Wait, what? "Call of Duty"? Never heard of it.
Dude 2: You're serious?
Dude 1: Who made it and published it?
Dude 2: You mean MAKES and PUBLISHES THEM. There's more than one game, dude. And they're still going. Oh, Infinity Ward and Treyarch make them, and Activision publishes them.
Dude 2: Activision made a deal with Microsoft so map packs come out first on Xbox 360.
Dude 2: Survival Mode for Modern Warfare 3, Nazi Zombies for World at War and Black Ops, best game series ever, dude. You HAVE to play it.
Dude 1: (muffled giggles) Xbox! I play PS3.
Dude 2: Then you have no life.
Nerd: I play Halo!
Both Dudes: SHUT UP! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HALO!
Dude 2: You mean that Battlefield game that will never come to reality to to EA shutting down Dice in the next few years?
Dude 1: Where did you get that from?
Dude 2: Thought of from the top my head. Dude, I hate EA.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Because all of the bad things from that one guy said about CoD.
Dude 1: Dude, fish have nothing to do with this. We're talking about games.
*Awkward Silence*
Dude 1: What? What?? WHAT?!
Dude 2: I MEANT CALL OF DUTY, IDIOT!!!!!
Dude 1: Wait, what? "Call of Duty"? Never heard of it.
Dude 2: You're serious?
Dude 1: Who made it and published it?
Dude 2: You mean MAKES and PUBLISHES THEM. There's more than one game, dude. And they're still going. Oh, Infinity Ward and Treyarch make them, and Activision publishes them.
Dude 2: Activision made a deal with Microsoft so map packs come out first on Xbox 360.
Dude 2: Survival Mode for Modern Warfare 3, Nazi Zombies for World at War and Black Ops, best game series ever, dude. You HAVE to play it.
Dude 1: (muffled giggles) Xbox! I play PS3.
Dude 2: Then you have no life.
Nerd: I play Halo!
Both Dudes: SHUT UP! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HALO!
by LukeMCFC141 January 7, 2012
Get the Battlefield: Bad Company 3 mug.A game that EA and DICE made to crush call of duty but it failed at it although it worked well.This game has been made for players who search for realism and are not looking to be quick scoped , no scoped , and be killed by an over powered gun.But the heavy competition had made CoD players join BattleField3 and are ruining the game with quick scoping , no scoping , and whiny bitches with kinects.As battlefield players are not welcoming CoD players and are trying to push them out but they are failing.Already the rise of the quick scopers has begun on battlefield3 in 2012.And soon a noob invasion will follow and this game will turn into CoD eventually.This game has been well known for trolling , destructible environment , realistic sniping , and vehicles.But for the players who hate trolls it has been rare for trolls.This game is more team focused than CoD and it takes team work.This game actually has vehicles and no killstreaks so it takes no skill or kills to obtain vehicles.
CoD player:Quick scoping is so cool!
BattleField3 player:GO BACK TO COD NOOB
CoD player:Make me
BattleField3 player:*rams C4 jeep into CoD player
BattleField3 player:GO BACK TO COD NOOB
CoD player:Make me
BattleField3 player:*rams C4 jeep into CoD player
by TrollingOki October 14, 2013
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