barn door

implying that someone is as ugly as a farmyard animal

someone forgot to close the barn door!!
(said in a bitchy camp voice)

by missy mary May 3, 2003

barndoorp

1) Someone who is a master in both ninjitsu and engineering.

1) Barndoorp PWNs.
2) That guy is almost as cool as barndoorp!

by Tojo-Mojo October 29, 2003

Barn Door

When an incest hobo fucks your ass.

He gave her barn door.

by Babe Material xD May 10, 2018

Barn Door Is Open

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).

“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”

by CreamyDreamSupreme April 30, 2023

Barn Door

A way to describe the shape of a forehead from the shape of their hairline. Usually, women of European descent have a hairline that outlines a barn door.

"David was amazed by that barn door."

by anonymous April 12, 2024

Creaky Barn Door

A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.

Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.

Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.

Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016