Baris is a boy who’
s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish
monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish
monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I
hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!
Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish
monkey?
Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish
army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!