canadian baptism

The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.

"My bad man, I was busy all day saturday and missed the canadian baptism, see you at the next one"

by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017

Santa’s Baptism

When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)

I did Santa’s Baptism last night.

by Convinced Felon December 21, 2020

Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.

Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.

by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 29, 2010

Jism baptism

Dribbling a drop on a bitches dome (see Load a la mode)

You cum on that chicks head?
Hell ya I gave that bitch a jism baptism!

by dirty danglers June 19, 2010

Chinese Baptism

The practice of a Chinese family drowning a female baby on account of their government's "one-child policy." This is often due to the necessity of having the child assist in farm labor and provide for the parents in their old age.

When the farming couple gave birth to a baby girl, they decided to have a Chinese baptism and hope the next one was a boy.

by Anonymous-3421323 April 10, 2008

Puerto Rican Baptism

A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead

The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism

by Greig812 February 24, 2011

Baptism in Fire

A baptism in fire is the transition and loss of purity of an individual. In a sense it is consensual loss of innocence for a individual so they can grow.

I think that girl is cute, but she doesn’t seem mature enough; I don’t think she’s had her baptism in fire yet.

by enunatenpestad June 25, 2019