Hanksexual

Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."

by That one MC Sheriff fan July 8, 2021

Barsexuality

When you are at a bar, and after drinking your sexual orientation changes.

Jen-so after a couple shots of vodka I started to make out with melissa

Dan- Oh, so you had a Barsexuality change

by Danmanzim August 5, 2009

Bandosexual

a person who is either only sexually attracted to band geeks or is a band geek themselves and only dates other fellow band geeks. is not used meaning a band that has group sex together.

Guy Band Geek: that girl could play my clarinet anytime
Other Kid: you're so bandosexual

by Pseudonym_10 July 7, 2014

bonosexual

Any person who is obsessed with Bono from U2. No interest in The Edge, just Bono.

She's always listening to U2. She's a goddamned bonosexual, the bitch!

by Georgia Cannedtucket April 4, 2006

danksexual

Having a fetish for dank memes

Tyler: Man I love dank memes!
Felix: you must be danksexual!

by DankDeck69 January 24, 2017

Bandsexual

Attraction to anyone in a band, such as the guitarist, drumer, or singer (or any other member of the band/group).

Omg. See the lead singer in this band! He is the exact reason im bandsexual! Hes soooo freaken hot!

by Lolethaangel April 28, 2015

tanksexual

A person who sexually identifies as a tank it can be any kind of tank

I am a tanksexual I identify as a tiger maus and I enjoy prowling around in swamps, fields, forests, and etc looking for communist Soviets to destroy

by German unicorn🇩🇪🦄 May 14, 2017