Alcohol Alzheimer's 

An alcohol induced state of memory loss. Individuals in this state are often seen wearing beer goggles.

Symptoms of Alcohol Alzheimer's almost always include very little or no memory of possible participation in interesting or extraodinary events.

Oh my gosh, I woke up naked this morning and have no recollection of what I did after the 15th beer last night.

Is that jang in my mouth? Did Mike and I eat a burger before passing out? Snap...if I wasn't suffering from Alcohol Alzheimer's, I would remember that yummy burger!!!!

Alcohol Alzheimer's by Uhohfosho July 23, 2009

Facebook Alzheimer's

You suffer from this disorder when you don't remember a person, who is trying to add you as a friend on Facebook, and they remember you from a past school or job.

Typically speaking, you two are bound to have at least a few mutual friends as the only evidence on Facebook that you know each other.

The only known cure for Facebook Alzheimer's is to look up the person in a past school yearbook as a way to jog the memory that is encapsulated somewhere in the hippocampus. It best to do an yearbook lookup reference ASAP, before the forgetfulness gets any worse.

Monica: Hey Ross, I don't remember Charlie from high school at all.
Ross: Hey Mon, he's like the only guy who noticed you when you were fat.
Monica: Well, now I'm hot, all guys notice me.
Ross: Well, I would have to say that you are suffering from a disorder syndrome known none other than Facebook Alzheimer's.
Monica: O no, I got to get my yearbooks out of my closet and try to jog my memory, as soon as possible.

Facebook Alzheimer's by FriendsFan2007 June 12, 2009

Ballzheimer's Disease 

A serious condition in which a man forgets the existence of his genitalia, specifically, his testicles. The onset of this disease usually occurs under certain circumstances. When a man is in a relationship in which his every move is controlled and dictated by his partner, he is said to carry the main symptom of Ballzheimer's Disease. During social activity with others of his gender, the victim is said to regain his lost balls, however, once his partner returns or makes her presence known, the victim quickly relapses into having Ballzheimer's. This disease is usually observed in one sided relationships, where the woman is dominant.

"Hey, what happened to John last night? We were at the bar and he got a text from katie, then left frantically saying he was gonna miss the grey's anatomy marathon."

I worry about John. I think he's developing Ballzheimer's Disease.

Ballzheimer's Disease by Imef October 12, 2010

Facebook Alzheimer's

If you remember somebody from earlier in your life and your supposed friend does not remember who you are or how you know them, then that person has facebook alzheimer's.

Basically, it is somebody who does not remember you, but you remember them and you want to be facebook buddies.

Joey: Hey Chandler, Gloria doesn't remember me from high school. She wouldn't agree to add me as a friend on facebook.
Chandler: Well, how do you remember her?
Joey: I like slept with her three times.
Chandler: She probably has Facebook Alzheimer's.
Joey: How come girls suffer from Facebook Alzheimer's more often than guys.
Chandler: It's because of lower brain capacity in females; well, you see, when girls go off to college, they have to make a choice - either remember past sex partners like you, or gain further knowledge in their college major.
Joey: Very intriguing.

Facebook Alzheimer's by FriendsFan2008 June 2, 2009

corporate alzheimer's 

Just as a document created with a new version of a software cannot be read by the older version of the same software, extremely old documents sometimes cannot be read by the new versions of the software that initially created them. When this happens in a company such that the company cannot access its own aging data, the company is said to have corporate alzheimer's. The term was coined by chief open source officer Simon Phipps of Sun Microsystems while advocating the creation of a baseline standard for documents that would ensure that old data remains accessable.

Boss - "Johnson! I thought I told you to have the 1992 annual report on my desk this morning! Where is it?"
Scared but blameless employee - "Not my fault, sir. The document won't open cause it's too old. Looks like we've got corporate alzheimer's..."

corporate alzheimer's by chilli weasel December 19, 2005

Social Alzheimer's 

Social Alzheimer's is when a person with in a group that knows everyone acts as if they have never met them before after a period of being apart from the group. (Examples: work group,friends,team,ect...) separation time can vary in lengths anything form a day to a week, month, ect.....

Abbreviation: SALZ

How come on every time we come back to work Chris always acts like he doesn't know us on the first day?
That's because he has social Alzheimer's.

Social Alzheimer's by crawldogg April 10, 2013

Alzheimer's finger 

When your finger stinks, but you don't remember or know how it happened. Often the result of absent-mindedly scratching your balls or ass while watching tv or on the phone.

"I tend to get Alzheimer's finger when I watch Iron Chef"

Alzheimer's finger by gregorator November 14, 2011