Skip to main content

Ballyhoo! Kleenex

After falling asleep with a woman (or man) you aren't proud you just had sex with, you wake and go in the bathroom and poop. You do not wipe your ass. When you get back to the bed, you wipe your dirty ass on the sheets and then roll her (him) over into it. Suggest you leave before morning. The Ballyhoo! Kleenex.
"Dude, are you even aware of the hideousness that took you home last night?"
"I realized it after a short nap when I woke to some beer shits. I left her a Ballyhoo! Kleenex though."

"Man, I had too much to drink last night and had some squirtage. I accidentally left that girl a Ballyhoo! Kleenex."
by SGT Cheese Hater September 2, 2013
mugGet the Ballyhoo! Kleenex mug.

ballaholics anonymous

A place where dogs with a tennis ball (chasing) addiction can go for moral and mutual support among other dogs/peers in an effort to give up said addiction through a twelve step program.
Spot knew that Ballaholics Anonymous could help him face the demons that kept him chasing fuzzy yellow tennis balls, hoarding tennis balls, and hiding his addiction from his human.
by SkinVoyage January 22, 2021
mugGet the ballaholics anonymous mug.

Isaiah Ballah

Isaiah Ballah: Yes but no, You don't understand
by Not The Isaiah January 12, 2019
mugGet the Isaiah Ballah mug.

big dollah ballah

1) a "rich" black man.
2) Wealthy man of African desent who treats women like dirt.
Leroy is a such a big dollah ballah.
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
mugGet the big dollah ballah mug.

ballaholic

ballaholic is somebody so fly (like me)...it means your pretty much rediculusly awesome...and you pretty much cant help it your a star!
hey kate im pretty much a ballaholic!
by nicole is pretty awesome December 8, 2006
mugGet the ballaholic mug.

Ballah

Death to Pandemic. Death to GoSH. Ballah is great.
by Robert Bizallah February 9, 2003
mugGet the Ballah mug.

Ballyhoo!

A world class regaee/rock band that consists of 4 talented womanizers, cobblers, and horse rapists. The name of the band is synonomous with the talents they posess as a collective and may be used as an action descriptor.
1. Those cocky dudes are all about some Ballyhoo!. Women beware.

2. Yo son, my kicks was just Ballyhoo'd.

3. Something really must have spooked them horses good. Maybe they were ballyhoo'd by some ballyhooligans. Shit.

4. My ears are bleeding from all this ballyhoo!
by Hizzimania June 23, 2008
mugGet the Ballyhoo! mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email