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Ballcuzzi

A man takes a can of sprite (sprite is used because it is the fizziest of soda's) and sticks it into the butthole of a woman. Once the woman's butthole is loose and doesn't close up after removal of the can, open the sprite, and pour it into the woman's butthole. Then, while the sprite fizzes, dip your balls into the fizzy sprite butthole, and complete the ballcuzzi
Man I ballcuzzied the shit out of that whore last night
by ultimatepoon March 2, 2010
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ballcuzzi

After having your girl fill her mouth about half way with ginger ale, you tilt her head back and put your balls in her mouth, as she gargles the ginger ale, providing your balls with a nice, cold, carbonated tingling sensation.

All other definitions listed are inaccurate.
Jake asked Amber for a ballcuzzi, but she denied. Apparently she isn't a fan of fellatio.
by Master of the Cuzzi August 2, 2009
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Ballcuzzi

To dip a man's balls in a bowl of warm water and have a partner blow bubbles into it with a straw.
After a hard day's work Brandon likes to get a ballcuzzi from his wife.
by BrandonTa June 11, 2006
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Ballcuzzi

when u fill a teapot up with Luke warm water and someone else puts their balls in the open teapot and the other person blows gently down the spout it becomes a ballcuzi because the bubble effect on the balls
Mate give me a Bullcuzzi, I need relaxing and I haven’t booked a spar. Therefore a ballcuzzi
by Mr Morgan July 5, 2019
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Gay ballcuzzi

Place your balls in a bowl of warm water. the have a guy or yourself if you're flexible enough put a straw in the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls.
My stepbrother gave me a gay ballcuzzi for my birthday.
by HoverWasTaken January 16, 2023
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balljuzzi

a mini jacuzzi made for one's testacles powered by a female blowing through straws.
yo bitch get over here and give me a balljuzzi.
by Crater Comets October 20, 2008
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Ballcuzzi

When a male puts his ball sack in a teapot full of warm water then his girlfriend blows down the spout its a personal jacuzzi for you balls
Jim put his nuts in a teapot full of warm tea whilst jenny blew down the spout aahhh ballcuzzi
by Therealblund January 9, 2014
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