A bandless noobcracker is a person of great musical talent, usually of the rock variety (e.g. screaming, lead guitar, drums), that cannot find a band because the three whole bands in the small town they live in already have full members. Usually occurs in the south, namely Louisiana, due to the fact that most of those bands play country music.
Caleb: Hey you're in that band with the afro guy he's gay.
Dillon: Oh yeah well you're a bandless noobcracker.
Dillon: Oh yeah well you're a bandless noobcracker.
by Teh Judas November 4, 2009
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Get the Baldness mug.Also known on the streets as “George Syndrome” this tragic-yet-comedic medical marvel strikes when a man’s balls — sensing danger, drama, or a hint of emotional responsibility — shoot up into his torso faster than a stripper hiding her tips during a raid.
Common Symptoms Include:
• Sudden squeaky voice.
• Crossed legs tighter than a nun’s diary.
• Nervous laughter when someone mentions “commitment” or “child support.”
• A mysterious urge to say “bro” every third word to compensate.
Known Triggers:
• A woman saying “we need to talk.”
• Temperatures below 70°F.
• Any sentence beginning with “so what are we?”
• The phrase “gender reveal.”
Cure: None officially recognized by the FDA, but bar scientists suggest:
• Three shots of Tito’s,
• A reminder of your fantasy football win,
• Or a trip to the strip club for “therapeutic re-descent.”
Common Symptoms Include:
• Sudden squeaky voice.
• Crossed legs tighter than a nun’s diary.
• Nervous laughter when someone mentions “commitment” or “child support.”
• A mysterious urge to say “bro” every third word to compensate.
Known Triggers:
• A woman saying “we need to talk.”
• Temperatures below 70°F.
• Any sentence beginning with “so what are we?”
• The phrase “gender reveal.”
Cure: None officially recognized by the FDA, but bar scientists suggest:
• Three shots of Tito’s,
• A reminder of your fantasy football win,
• Or a trip to the strip club for “therapeutic re-descent.”
“Mate, when she asked if he wanted kids, his nuts pulled a Houdini — full-blown Balless’itus. Poor bastard’s singing soprano now.”
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