(bag-o-dix) A large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the penis. This term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of dicks from the bag in one's mouth for consumption.
by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010
Get the Bag of dicksmug. N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition
person A: Did you get married yet?
person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.
person A: That's a bag of dicks.
person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.
person A: That's a bag of dicks.
by Rossi 46 February 12, 2009
Get the bag of dicksmug. When a guy is being a complete asshole
by chriss91 June 1, 2015
Get the bag of dicksmug. by gina07 August 14, 2007
Get the A bag of dicksmug. by AlohaTaco November 23, 2016
Get the bag of dicksmug. When a bunch of your friends are pissing you off, you may wish to suggest that they consume bags of dick.
My friend Josh from Van City was being a grammar Nazi, suggesting that my poetry was not up to snuff. As a Master of the English language, I took his suggestion under advisement and promptly told him he should eat many bags of dick.
by 1truegugger January 20, 2015
Get the Bags of Dickmug. An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
by Bob Who April 28, 2020
Get the bag of dicksmug.