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Blame it on baby 

The album that cured everyone’s depression in 2020
Person 1: Yo did you hear about Blame it on baby? I don’t want to kill someone anymore!

Have a baby on someone 

To have a baby on someone means to have a child with someone other than your partner that you didn’t acknowledge them about. If your partner didn’t know when you did then you had a baby on them because you didn’t tell them.
“He had a baby on me!”
“He had a daughter that’s older than our son that I didn’t know about.”
To have a baby on someone
Have a baby on someone by T Dict January 19, 2022

why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.
Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

Baby on board sticker 

Baby on board stickers are stickers that you stick to the rear window of a car to indicate there is a baby in there.

the intention of the sticker was to indicate that there is a baby in the car so if the car ends up in an accident, people who see the sticker will take the baby out first as a priority. But no! this cringe that you stick to the rear window of your car makes every driver thinks you are one of these distracted rushing parents that are usually reckless at driving and don't want their insurance going up if they get them selves in an accident, they usually blame the other driver/s because "Baby on Board!" duhhh! Having that sticker on their car which makes the other driver/s the reckless twat/s on the road to them when it is the driver with the Baby on board sticker being the reckless cunt. When we see cars driving on the road with these stickers on, we try to stay away from them as much as possible.
Driver: Look there is a car with a baby on board sticker.

Passenger: stay at a safe distance from them, this driver is a reckless distracted cunt on the road, if he/she causes an accident with you, you will get all the blame because duhhhhh! "Baby on board!".

On baby god

I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know what this means I just know it means there’s a lot of truth going on
“Guy you got dents in your head
On baby god”
On baby god by Sooooophia February 7, 2022

baby on a bun 

a baby that is which placed on a bun then eaten
baby on a bun by Anonymous October 21, 2003