An auto service designed to twiddle and play with your undercarriage whilst jerking your tools to a complete manly satisfaction. The eccentric arty dwarf likes to lube your drive shaft before thrusting your reverse.
Briggsy Mechanics blew me right off my axis, I only asked them to pull my gearstick and turn me in the right direction.
by Arty Queen December 11, 2006
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If you ever go orienteering and come across any fanny privet or helmet hedges, you know you've been tricked into briggsyenteering.. get out of there as fast as you can..
by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
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by Arty Queen December 11, 2006
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Kenneth: The personal essay is way harder than I thought, cause it's not in my nature to brag on myself.
Jenna: Not even a back door brag?
Kenneth: What's a back door brag?
Jenna: Backdoor bragging is sneaking something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation. Like when I tell people it's hard for me to watch American Idol cause I have perfect pitch. You try it.
Kenneth: Oh, it's hard for me to watch American Idol because there's a water bug on my channel changer.
This comes back later in a talk with Liz:
Jenna: People always underestimate my instincts because of my good looks.
Liz: This is no time for back door bragging!
Kenneth: The personal essay is way harder than I thought, cause it's not in my nature to brag on myself.
Jenna: Not even a back door brag?
Kenneth: What's a back door brag?
Jenna: Backdoor bragging is sneaking something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation. Like when I tell people it's hard for me to watch American Idol cause I have perfect pitch. You try it.
Kenneth: Oh, it's hard for me to watch American Idol because there's a water bug on my channel changer.
This comes back later in a talk with Liz:
Jenna: People always underestimate my instincts because of my good looks.
Liz: This is no time for back door bragging!
by David Ward May 30, 2008
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Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.
by Turd Man August 3, 2009
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I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last night's Briggsy Fishing, Cedric.
Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.
Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.
by des lynam's love-gland August 4, 2009
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Quentin, why on Earth are your divine fingertips bright purple?!
Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.
Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.
by False Buttocks July 30, 2017
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