bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.

Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.

by Joogle January 30, 2015

Bedtime Pal

A bedtime pal is someone close to you who sleeps alongside you. This person will typically spend a night with you and make you laugh, smile and maybe even burn your arm on a radiator. However it all works out when they kiss and hug you in the morning. Bedtime pals can typically become acquainted after a night out on the town.

Girl: I miss my bedtime pal even though he squished me, told me my kisses were awful and burnt my arm on a radiator.

Boy: we can be bedtime pals again soon!

by RobDonan February 13, 2012

Awesome bedtime

When someone masturbates before they fall asleep to help them sleep.

Tonight will be an awesome bedtime

by jesserella December 9, 2010

bedtime nazi

A person who is really strict about when you should go to bed / wake up.

Man, Joe was really a bedtime nazi this morning. Made me wake up at 6 AM.

by CptFalcon November 25, 2014

Bedtime hero

If you do not have a phone or a magazine to help you masturbate, a Bedtime Hero is the person you think about in order to become sexually aroused.

Ex. "Damn man Kat Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

Ex. "Damn man Kate Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

by Bedtime Heroes August 26, 2015

bedtime sugar

Definition 1: Sex, booty, action, lovin', smoochy smooch, at bedtime.

Definition 2: Chocolate when that's all you can get.

"Hot chocolate is bedtime sugar for when you're not gonna get any bedtime sugar"

by Amanita76 August 26, 2017

bedtime beer

drinking and having sexual intercourse at the same time

I had some bedtime beer with Manders' mom under the sheets last night.;)

by everyoneandtheirmom August 4, 2008