athletic

What fat people in denial call themselves.

800 LB Lady: I'm not fat, I'm ATHLETIC.

by Yer Mom January 09, 2005

Athletic

A sarcastic term used by people who do not wish to admit they are fat. A form of denial of obesity.

I am a woman, 5'4", and I weigh 200 pounds. I have an athletic figure.

Note: A more optimal weight for a 5'4" woman would be 120 pounds, +or-.

by Bbobbxx April 12, 2016

athletic

just like michael dorrie.. the ability to play everysport to include basketball

for example.. michael dorrie athletic

by tommoy boddy October 21, 2009

Athletics

Athletics, or school sports, are terrible rituals in which you let a coach yell at you as you wear yourself out. There's truly no point in any of it.

People usually in athletics are usually popular. Everybody in athletics should die.

Wow, look at those kids in athletics, running for those coaches. Thank god we didn't do that.

by B-Drizzle Bitches August 27, 2009

Athletes Cock

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.

Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!

by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009

Athlete's Smut

The trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. The females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete's foot, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation.

Jon: Hey Rob, why are all those hoes hanging out with that quarterback?
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.

by youknowilkeribs June 20, 2011

Athlete's Pack

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

Dayummmm did you see his Athlete's Pack!! Mhhh I would tap that!!

by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014