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semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag
by Big Bear July 15, 2003
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semen puking asshole dickhead

A crude, yet subtle of referring to someone as a sex-crazed, good-for-nothing fucking prick. Also someone who is a fucking dumbass.
Horny guys who always feel the necessity to hit on people. Always-intoxicated men with their brains in the dicks.
by Paul A. Richardson August 11, 2003
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PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE

Yes being NAKED and ready to be blown to KINGD0M CALM. as the ACTUARIAL MODEL SHOWED.

Yes it happened again as THE J00 FAGG0T SHITEATER PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE as SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI saved his LIFE a SECOND TIME as PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE is where he was directed to drop off his AMERICAN TOURISTER PINK SUITCASE missing three wheels filled with extremely explosive NATURAL FERTILIZER HIS SHIJ KYas to CURRY him a FAVOR as to clear him out back to the secret PED0PHILE CAMPUS as NUDE CHILDREN STATUES but watch out for STATUTORY DISEASE.

It is necessary ceremony for any PEDOPHILE as the new law is PiSS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE Iis OBLIGATORY EXHIBITIONISM to show the OFFENDING GENITALS that went to the wrong size HUMAN H0LES with nothing but ALIVE FLESH BONES AND BLOOD prancing around where ever they are.

50 (SHAR0N) C0URT....

MIRROR ON YOUR MND.
His BLOOD SISTER you think they will fly her in to receive temporarily ANAL ALAN the PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE like as children 6 years young as they compared how PINK THEIR ASSH0LES were on her bed in her bedroom by throwing their missionary position legs in the air TEEMING T0GETHER STINKY AND WHEN ALAN SPREAD HIS. SHE WENT OOOH!!!! BUTT ANAL ALAN delighted in seeing her ASSH0LE and the mirror that was mounted with clear bracket screws on the outside of SHAR0N'S BEDROOM DOOR and everytime the door was slammed the screws some would loosen and not only that ALAN I WALDMAN would look at his ASS FROM the bathroom MIIROR and the mounted view SHARON'S BEDR00M door mirror she say, "your always admiring your PULLING YOUR UNDERWEAR DOWN showing your NAKED ass and yourself in my mirror as come to think of it , ALAN I WALDMAN still.does it to this day, ANYBODY ELSE look at their MOUNTED VIEW.

When SHARON LINDA WALDMAN became a PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE as she walked into her CLOSED SLIDING D00R thinking there was a DICK THERE TO RECEIVE HER and ALAN YOU STUPID CUNT in the APPLE STORE you tried exiting the store nut you smacked right into the GLASS WINDOWS thinking there was another PISS DICK there.
by DISTRAUGHT July 21, 2022
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dickfaced asshole

Someone who is such a prick that neither the word dickhead or asshole applies.
You slept with my girlfriend you dickfaced asshole?
by Mr Faz October 17, 2008
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Dickless Asshole

1. A coward or sissy that gets other people to do their dirty work.

2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.
Asshole Boss "I've changed my mind."
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"
by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008
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Dickless Halfwit Asshole

A Dickless Halfwit Asshole is someone thinks that the perpetuation of anti-semitic stereotypes and anti-semitism itself is more acceptable than other forms of racism. An example would be someone who reads the definition for "Jewed" on this website and thinks it is funny or acceptable. For all the Dickless Halfwit Assholes reading this, let me tell you, it is not, and this behavior will ruin many of your relationships and professional aspirations in life (unless you are trying to become a professional Nazi). If you as a reader condone anti-semitism, then you yourself are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and you need to educate your ignorant and degenerate burden-on-society of a self before you cause any more harm. This definition is brought to you by a proud black man supportive of our Jewish allies in the fight to end racism

Note to the people who manage this website: If you do not let this definition get posted then you MUST at least censor objectively racist and harmful definitions more carefully. They are not funny and do benefit anyone. Prove to the world that we can become better than we are, and that you can become better than you have been in your borderline racist management of this website.
1. Man, don't use the word "Jewed", you Dickless Halfwit Asshole.

2. If you think that anti-Israel sentiments are so different from anti-semitic sentiments, then you are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and need to educate yourself. (Saying "I'm anti-Israel, not anti-Semitic" is like responding to the Black Lives Matter movement with the rebuttal that "All lives matter". If you do not understand why this is so, then please educate yourself)
by EndRacismNow June 14, 2020
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assholedick

A person who is an asshole and a dick at the same time. Doesn't have to be either but chooses to be both simultaneously.
Luis you sure were an assholedick when you and mark and Monica teamed up to prank me.
by bsm75 September 23, 2013
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