assholettery

Idea of being asshole.
Assholettery means promoting the idea of one asshole.

Government proclaiming failed policies as success,best example of assholettery

by Wordsnort May 5, 2018

Assholetov cocktail

when you piss into someones asshole and then proceed to pour gassoline down the asshole to then light it up and make him/her wafm

what you gon do to me?
Imma make an assholetov cocktail
ooo sounds tasty
just you wait, babe

by earrapist February 4, 2019

assholetahism

When someone suffers from being an incredible asshole all the time.

I thought Jim was in a bad mood, but I was wrong, he suffers from assholetahism.

by Xam72128 October 22, 2020

Assheimer's

The ability to remember someone else's idea, but not that it's not theirs.

Christ, you must have Assheimer's, I just told you that!

by DicBoi December 3, 2020

Assholetage

Assholetage: when you tell someone only part of a story on purpose so they can jump to conclusions and criticize someone. Then complete the story after their fuct up remarks, thus, making them out to be an utterly and complete asshole.

Friend: Did you hear about that girl, she got COVID vaccine claiming she’s her daughters teacher.

Me: What a bitch! She just cut in front of everyone with some bullshit. She should wait like everyone else.

Friend: But she really is a teacher though. She teaches for an elementary on zoom.

Me: You fucker! You assholetaged me.

by Mauricio Beto March 2, 2021

Flaming Asshole™️

Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol

Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.

Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.

by CNN-Facts_Matter August 13, 2019