"Officer, this man was found next to his spilled sweet tea. He has a stain on his pants and appears to have suffocated naturally. Looks like another case of auto-erotic asphyxiation."
"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."
"Shoo-dang!"
"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."
"Shoo-dang!"
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1. Death by strangulation; ergo blockage in air passage.
2. Incapability to breathe; inevitable death if prolonged.
1. Death by strangulation; ergo blockage in air passage.
2. Incapability to breathe; inevitable death if prolonged.
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to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother.
noun
the condition of being deprived of oxygen (as by having breathing stopped); "asphyxiation is sometimes used as a form of torture"
killing by depriving of oxygen(sufficating)
to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother.
noun
the condition of being deprived of oxygen (as by having breathing stopped); "asphyxiation is sometimes used as a form of torture"
killing by depriving of oxygen(sufficating)
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